he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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