I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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