That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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