Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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