How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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