Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
operation harelip BJ is a go
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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