its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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