shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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