Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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