Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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