so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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