if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We were destined to go to rehab together
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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