On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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