CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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