Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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