By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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