D3 body, D1 cock
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
