He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
worst night to have a conscience
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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