so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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