Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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