Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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