mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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