i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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