You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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