Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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