Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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