Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The feeling are messing with the penis
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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