You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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