The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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