I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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