dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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