where am i from again
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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