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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she told me i tasted like america
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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