he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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