Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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