Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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