Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
