I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Randomize
