You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
