adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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