no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My dick has a subreddit
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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