It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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