how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
