I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
