brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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