You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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