hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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