i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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