so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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