I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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